Pun in the Sun

In a follow up to my earlier post on Number 10's new chief mouser, I felt it my duty to relate the Sun's take on the same story:

"Purr-litical Animal

Downing Street's mewest resident wastes no time getting his claws into business in the Cabinet Room.
Larry the No10 cat was yesterday spotted trying out chairs and the famous green table.
But while he certainly seemed to enjoy his time on the centre stage, it's not thought he'll have any effect on official paw-licy.
Perhaps the government's official rat catcher would do better in the Mouse of Commons".

It's... Hard. To put into words, the 'puntastic' nature of this "journalism". Frankly, I'm in sheer awe. I can only hope one day, to be half as eloquent with words.

Let’s just hope the Sun keeps being a valuable asset to British reporting. Or who knows what kind of rubbish we might end up reading.